Baby Samson had the right idea. The iPhone is not for using. It is for trying to use, for getting frustrated at, and occasionally for eating. But it would appear that the main function of the iPhone is to mock me.
I was sucked in by the sleek, shiny smartness in 2007, for sure. And it was great. When it was on its last legs (clearly, I took good care of it), I gave the android a try. That was not awesome. But I powered through until Siri's siren song called me back to iPhone land once more. Now that android has gotten so much better and straightened out a good deal of it's inherent bugginess, I plan to give it another chance--if it'll have me. I swear this is the last time I let the Macness of the iPhone get the best of me.