Things weren't always this great between me and the kid. There was that one time a couple of days ago when I sneezed.
See, I have this fear (what? really?) that if I don't let everything out when I sneeze, my retinas will detach. (Thanks, mom!) Well, to Samson, sneezing is just about the worst thing you can do. Especially when you do it loudly, and when you forget that the baby doesn't like it. And you sneeze loudly in the same room as the baby. And then instead of picking him up immediately to comfort him, you take his picture. And maybe you laughed a little bit because his face just got so damn red. Hmmm. Mother of the year, anyone?
