Can't trust that day

The end of our epic vacation in Seattle + an average crappy Monday = KABLAMMO.

Top 5 Reasons Why Our Vacation In Seattle Was Super Awesome

1. Chowder.

2. Amazing weather.

3. Space Needle.

4. Chowder.

5. Record-breakingly good behavior from the kiddo.

Top 5 Reasons Today Pretty Much Sucked

1. Distinct absence of chowder.

2. Mean April Fool's trick played on me by my mean boss.

3. Markedly poor restaurant behavior by the kiddo.

4. Small dog rolled in large pile of goose poop at work.

5. Sister-in-law and highly rated boyfriend are leaving to go back to Israel tomorrow.