My five-year-old son is TAKING A NAP. I am straight up shocked. This boy hasn't napped since he was 2. I am happily sitting in the car, parked outside of my folks' house while the kiddo drools on himself, head tilted back against the car seat. Nobody is complaining about my music choices. Nobody is claiming child abuse over my decision not to let them play games on my phone. The dogs are already inside the house, so the dog fart level inside the car is less of an issue than normal.