My List

I'm not sure what I did to make the list, but I'm guessing it has something to do with when the kiddo walked up to me in his pajamas the other morning and asked if I had $50. It went something like this:

"Mommy, do you have $50?"
"Nope."
"Well, how much money do you have?"
"In my wallet? Maybe 7 bucks and change."
"But how much in the whole world do you have? Like all of it."
"Somewhere around $32."
"Even in your bank? That's it?"
"Yup."
"Huh."

I'm not sure which list I made, but I'm guessing it's either the List Of People Who Can't Loan Me Money or the List Of People Who Lie Rather Than Trying To Explain Finacial Ownership To Their Six Year Old While Drinking Coffee On Saturday Morning.