The Backyard is definitely the now and happening place to be here in the upscale neighborhood of My House. Locals are saying that minimalist hot spot The Living Room is so last season--one frequent visitor pointed out that the decor was "...very indoorsy. What's up with that? How am I even supposed to dig in here?" The Backyard has certainly become a socially heated spot for both the dog and squirrel communities, which often results in territorial issues and lound barking. But the tensions in The Backyard don't even come close to matching those of the southwestern neighborhood of Our Room, where the generations-old dog-cat clashes continue and occasionally expand into the uncharted territory of Under The Bed. Negotiators from the Master Bathroom and Under The Dresser have tried to shepherd in a peace treaty, but to no avail.
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