Top 5 Awesome Things About the Second Day of My New Job

1. I found a parking space right out front.

2. I got to make giant pillows out of this ikat.

3. My letter opener is a pocket knife with an engraving of a basketball player shooting the ball.

4. One of my new coworkers used some of the leftover mink from this ridiculously luxurious sectional to make a pair of underpants for herself.



5. I was done in time to pick Samson up from carpentry class and hear about how he used the brace drill.