- 1) From Overheard in New York,
Girl: I'm going to bed when I get home.
Mom: OK, if I get up before you and I want to do something fun, then should I wake you up?
Girl: It depends on what "fun" is. If it's one of your ninety-seven Starbucks runs, then no. If it's chasing the dog around the house going "Eeeeee!" then, yeah, sure.
2) The entertainment for Max's company party tonight in Munich: one Mr. David Hasselhoff. For serious!