Yeah, yeah. No blog in two days. Get over it.
My son is very helpful when it comes to keeping our home neat and tidy. In fact, his first words were "A place for everything and everything in its place, woof woof banana." Helpful and smart!
Here's an idea of where, in his twisted little mind, our stuff belongs:
-the electric toothbrush: in the toilet.
-jar of cinnamon: in the toilet.
-dad's wallet: why, in the toilet, of course!
-chanukah candle: toilet!
-dog food: first mouth, then toilet.
You get the idea. On my wish list: a toilet lock that isn't big and ugly, and doesn't leave four inches of room for toddler sized hands to drop things through. Alternatively, tiny handcuffs.