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Ugh. I am the world's largest woman for Halloween. And my ankles are the world's largest ankles for Halloween. But apparently my bod...

We had a 5.6 earthquake about 90 minutes ago. Max and I both felt it, and the dogs totally started to bark and run around the house. It was ...

This baby is officially tardy. True, he has another 7 hours and 10 minutes to show up, but let's face it folks, it ain't happening t...

Thanks everyone for sharing in this anticipation with me. We all want baby Samson to make a safe and speedy entrance. We all want me to be a...

Congratulations, Good Family! Throw a little of that labor-loving energy over to the West coast, please. I'm waiting. Seriously.

As my friend Julie says, "As Tom Petty says, the waiting is the hardest part." No effing kidding. My due date is one week away, an...

If I ever got a mass layoff notice from a large corporation, I'd probably spend my last day pilfering office supplies. But the AOL Franc...

No, not here. But a couple of old high school pals have the cutest little 10 day old boy you ever did see. And today I got to hold him and s...

I'm loving the Fall TV bonanza. Some of the new shows are just really, really enjoyable (Pushing Daisies, Life), and the return of last ...

So I added the I Can Has Cheezburger link to my sidebar last week. I didn't say anything about it because I really can't explain wh...

Via Found .

If you've been wondering why I haven't been blogging this week, it's because I want to spare you the monotony of my thoughts. Th...

Not the best video ever, but the song is my song today. Because I miss Mir so damn much. That night lives in infamy. On Mir's car.

We just signed up for this . So, what if, like, 20-25 years from now, there is a small army of Samsons being trained in Morocco to assassina...

Ozzy got tag teamed by two pit bulls at the dog park this morning. He's fine, they're fine, everyone's fine. Now, I'm always...

Last night I dreamed that we got our baby car seats installed at Disneyland. Sigh. I'll be here for the next few hours if anyone needs ...

It's almost here , despite those crap-ass jerseys.

Well, stolen really. Very funny, Clamhead . Tonight: OUR LAST FREAKING PRENATAL CLASS, thank freaking god. I can't handle any more infor...

Animals: Nanna got her stitches removed, and the incision promptly filled up will fluid, making a jiggly tennis-ball sized lump of goo. The ...