He's fluffy. He's almost-but-not-quite black. His breath smells like something crawled inside of him and died. And he likes to sleep right in the middle of my back. Weighing in at 13.5 pounds of fury, it's Milhouse!

He's a force to reckoned with. Hailing from Back of a Pickup Truck in Springfield, Oregon, this kitty has claws. Apartment living has mellowed him out quite a bit, but we all know that it's only a matter of time until someone really gets hurt. Handle with care.

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