frequently asked questions

 

Q. Who are you and why do you have a website?

A. Deborah and why not?

Q. Why is it extrasuperfantastic?

A. Because this guy just wasn't super fantastic enough.

Q. What's 8 multiplied by 4?

A. 32.

Q. Wow! Are you some kind of a genius or something?

A. Yes. Yes I am.

Q. What do you do for a living? Being a genius and all, I'll bet it's something exciting like working for NASA or Dick Wolf.

A. You're right! I'm in acadmeic sales and marketing for a small book publisher in Palo Alto, CA.

Q. Oh.

A . That's not a question.

Q. Are you married?

A. Almost. I am betrothed to a wealthy goat farmer in the Negev. We plan to wed later this year in a trditional Canaanite goat dancing ceremony.

Q. He's very lucky to have you.

A. I know! Totally. I'm pretty lucky too, though—lots of free goat milk and I never have to take my aluminum cans to the recycling center.

Q. Have you ever won anything?

A. Funny you should ask...

Butterfield Scholarship Grant
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Q. Can I go now?

A. Sit yer ass down. I'm talking.

Q. Please?

A. Oh fine. Go. I don't even care.